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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:26
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
Loons and Moons
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
No way
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
How has your life changed since starting college?
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
share office space ...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No go.
Everyone loved it.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.